The Haunted House

The HAUNTED HOUSE

The house is haunted,
Don’t go near,
Or,
You will be killed by your fear.
If you go in the house,
Do remember to write your will,
And pay your electricity bill.
If you get in the house,
Your BP will be so high,
That the next moment you’ll DIE!!
If you see the ghost,
Remember,
He’s not your dost.
Want to go there?
So did many others, But once they were inside, They did not know to go where.
So go there never ever,
Or,
Nobody else will see you ever!!